The Battle Results

I also asked a very interesting question that got some amazing results. 

Question:  If Converse, Adidas, and Nike were savage warriors in a duel to the death, who would win and why?

So here are the top 18 reasons why Nike would win (and 3 why the others would)

1. Nikes now since the shoes just seem to be getting bigger and bigger!
2. Nike because converse is owned by nike. it'd be like a giant combo machine
3. Adidas, they have better athletic shoes :)
4. Hmm. Converse has the hipster points, Adidas has the European cool and Nike is a huge power in this country. I would have to go with Adidas, because of their history and strength (and variety of styles). Nike would die a horrible, uninspired death, and Converse would barely lose. Dying by function, but not style.
5. Adidas. Converse would be too busy smoking pot and watching cartoons, and Nike is too powerful for its own good to not have some inherent fatal flaw (like in Aladdin when Jafar became a genie and it only lasted like two seconds).
6. Adidas, they have a more fierce image than the rest.
7. Mutually assured destruction.
8. Nike because they're all about athletic performance.
9. Nike - they'd just do anything to win
10. Nike. They're just bad ass.
11. Converse. Mad swag.
12. They would tie because they would realize that they are all so awesome
13. Nike because he's the god of victory.
14. Nike, because they know that nothing matters except that you just do it
15. Nike because they can run fastest!
16. Nike would because it would gobble up all the other shoe companies and make one bug evil shoe making corporation that would kill/absorb all others that defy
17. Converse, of course, because they are so versatile and they have such a lengthy history that they would not be doomed to repeat it. Also they would be off putting to the others with their colors
18. Converse, because of the warriors, they are the most ancient and wise
19. Probably Nike, because they could run faster and jump higher, thus taking an advantage over the other shoes.
20. Nike because it has the most superpowers out of the 3.
21. cause its fucking nike

I never imagined the answers would be so creative. I didn't ask for creativity, people just did it. I think when people are given the right amount creativity to play with there is nothing to hold them back.